Illegal Immigration

Interesting...Mexico and Mexican's demand to be treated fairly as they illegally enter the US, but they don't return the favor to illegals in Mexico.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MEX...-04-18-18-08-31

Sounds like a plan. Maybe if we start taking all the illegals money and leaving them with nothing, and occasionally giving them a headache or two they will leave.

Sounds like a plan

But wait. We have this thing in America, you know, that thing. That group of people who pander for votes, what are they called? Oh yea

Yeah but these Fuckers do it as well.


Seriously it is time for a whole new party, but damnit I dont like the Libertarian Party any freaking better

Already ahead of you. Wait til the MC party comes out.

lynn swann is running for governor of PA??

wow...thats news...

yea...a Black Republican, so he's now called an Uncle Tom.

You in USA have bows Skinheads of nazis? Can be, I illegally should emigrate in USA and to get in one of gangs? I want to visit praised American dirty streets (sleeping areas) and to do some shooting on asians.

Ha ha ha you has struck me! http://gop.org/-Fuckers! We in Russia have youth movements of hooligans which members refer to Gop. These Gops very much fucking essences and our brigades Skinheads it is frequently beaten them!

hell yeah!!!!

What?

i think maybe your program the Russian-English English-Russian translator sometimes not correctly translates the text.

i apologize.

This post has been edited by SecGal on Apr 19 2006, 01:33 PM

que?

Gops - Russian hooligans, very silly and badly primitive. Our aryan Skinheads beat these fucking gops!

www.gop.org - American party? LOOOOOOOOOL

American party, great time, we get real drunk.

Yeah, WE'RE pandering for voters? I'll take Mexicans over Satan any day.

bumpity bump


so no one else makes any more immigration spam threads

An actual letter from an Iowa resident sent to his senator:

The Honorable Tom Harkin

731 Hart Senate Office Building

Phone (202) 224 3254

Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.

I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.


Your Loyal Constituent,

Donald Ruppert

Burlington, IA

Let's say I break into your house

The best letter in the Editorials in ages!!!
It explains things better than all
the baloney you hear on TV.

The writer's point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that Congress
is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that
the US might protect its own
borders, might make it harder
to sneak into this country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand
the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover
me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all
the beds and washed the
dishes and did the laundry
and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't
like to do. I'm hard-working
and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family

(my husband will do all of your yard work because
he is also hardworking and honest, except for that
breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out,
I will call my friends who will picket your
house carrying signs that proclaim my
RIGHT to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have
a nicer house than I do, and I'm just
trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working
and honest, person, except for well,
you know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and
there is nothing you can do about it
without being accused of cold,
uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn
MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can
communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous
this is?!

QUOTE (Burt @ May 7 2007, 10:10 AM)

Let's say I break into your house

The best letter in the Editorials in ages!!!
It explains things better than all
the baloney you hear on TV.

The writer's point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that Congress
is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that
the US might protect its own
borders, might make it harder
to sneak into this country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand
the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover
me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all
the beds and washed the
dishes and did the laundry
and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't
like to do. I'm hard-working
and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family

(my husband will do all of your yard work because
he is also hardworking and honest, except for that
breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out,
I will call my friends who will picket your
house carrying signs that proclaim my
RIGHT to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have
a nicer house than I do, and I'm just
trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working
and honest, person, except for well,
you know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and
there is nothing you can do about it
without being accused of cold,
uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn
MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can
communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous
this is?!

burt, it's clear to see that your just a racist!

QUOTE (Yankee @ May 8 2007, 10:03 AM)

burt, it's clear to see that your just a racist!

well of course.

QUOTE (Burt @ May 8 2007, 12:31 PM)

well of course.

those are both very good, common sense posts....

Oh, those silly Mexicans.