Well the open is over & the number 1 player in the world won. Who'd thunk it?.... Just imagine if he wouldn't have missed all of those putts on Saturday.
Golf
Good pic.
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thanks moorzie, finished 2nd today, lost by one stroke, if you would have been here i am pretty sure you could have made a couple of shots to help us win, too bad your car is a piece of shit and couldn't make the trip 
QUOTE (sec @ Jul 31 2006, 03:47 PM)
cocky little shit isn't he?!
QUOTE (Burt @ Jul 27 2006, 07:51 PM)
thanks moorzie, finished 2nd today, lost by one stroke, if you would have been here i am pretty sure you could have made a couple of shots to help us win, too bad your car is a piece of shit and couldn't make the trip
hey bitch its the first time my car has ever been in the shop except for oil changes!!! plus i havent had to drive it in a year! sorry though buddy, ill try to make it up there sometime soon to play a round!
Hey Burt I'll have to try and make it out there sometime, we'll get 18 in.
85 today...can't complain too much.
QUOTE (hett @ Aug 1 2006, 03:56 PM)
85 today...can't complain too much.
If I played like you.......
I wouldn't!
Fucking 81 today. Spent half the time on the beach.
QUOTE (lazyduck @ Aug 1 2006, 09:11 PM)
If I played like you.......
I wouldn't!
I wouldn't!
Hitting me where it hurts again ld
QUOTE (Burt @ Dec 4 2006, 04:31 PM)
officially joined yesterday. same course Carl Peterson (Chiefs President) Herman Edwards, and Trent Green are members at.
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I'd piss in that pond.
QUOTE (Burt @ Dec 7 2006, 11:00 AM)
officially joined yesterday. same course Carl Peterson (Chiefs President) Herman Edwards, and Trent Green are members at.
Golfing Gods, each & every one of the 3 that you mentioned.
Congratultions, now all you have to do is focus in on how to smoke 2 packs per round, become a gambling addict live out of your car & you'll be ready for the minitours.
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I'm taking it easy, when I take the bus
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I'd piss in that pond.
Nah, sandtrap. It's like a people-sized litterbox
Nah, I'd pinch one off in there, maybe bury it like an alley cat.
When ever I play sand volleyball, at a bar in the summer. The first things that come to mind as I step in the sand "Who's gonna find the cat turd"
When ever I play sand volleyball, at a bar in the summer. The first things that come to mind as I step in the sand "Who's gonna find the cat turd"
so, my bachelor party was this weekend, lots of fun. but i got to kick it off in a different way. local radio station puts on a closest to the pin contest every year sponsered by American Century. They have 5 days of qualifying and the final round on Friday with 18 people. I quallified on Tuesday and went to the finals on Friday. Well, i won the closest to the pin. I won a free trip to Lake Tahoe for the American Century Golf Championship. Golf Tourney
i get VIP passes to everything including partys, VIP tents, Plane tickets, Hotel Room. the guy that won a couple of years ago got to walk with Jordans caddy and then got to carry his bag for him for a hole, so hopefully i get to do something cool like that. heading out there July 11-16. can't freaking wait. fiance is a little pissed because i am not taking here, but i figured i had to take my dad. i will be taking alot of pics.
i get VIP passes to everything including partys, VIP tents, Plane tickets, Hotel Room. the guy that won a couple of years ago got to walk with Jordans caddy and then got to carry his bag for him for a hole, so hopefully i get to do something cool like that. heading out there July 11-16. can't freaking wait. fiance is a little pissed because i am not taking here, but i figured i had to take my dad. i will be taking alot of pics.
David Feherty on Tiger Woods
"People have accused me of being so far up Tiger's arse that he can
barely make a full swing, but I maintain that he is a special person.
There's noone else on the planet who can do what he does or even think of
doing what he does. I've often thought, instead of showing Tiger's reaction
to a shot he's hit, we really should show the reaction of those around him."
But here is the next best thing. "I'm walking down the 18th fairway at
Firestone Country Club with Ernie Els and Tiger, who has popped up a
three-wood about 40 yards behind Ernie into some wet, nasty, horrible,
six-inch rough," Feherty says.
"Tiger's cursing and taking clumps out of Ohio with his three-wood.
And, of course, we're not showing this on TV because we want to be able to
interview him later. Ernie and I walk past Tiger's ball, and it is
Truly buried.
"Ernie is tied with Tiger and he's in the middle of the fairway. I'm
standing with Ernie and my microphone is open. Ken Venturi [in the CBS
booth] sends it to me and I say, 'Tiger's got 184 yards with two big
red oaks overhanging the green. He's got absolutely nothing. With a stick
of dynamite and a sand wedge I might be able to move this ball 50 yards.
Steve Williams [Woods' caddie] tells me [with a hand signal] that he's using
a pitching wedge.'
"Tiger takes his swing. Every muscle in his body is flung at the ball.
It looks like he's torn his nutsack. The divot went as far as I could hit
the ball. I've got my microphone at my mouth thinking, what the hell was
that! The ball sails over the trees, lands behind the hole and backs up to
about six feet from the flag. I open my microphone and Ernie turns and says,
'F*** me!'
"My producer comes on in my earpiece and says, 'Was that Ernie?' I say
yes. He says, 'Fair enough.'
"I could have described that shot for 15 minutes and not done as good a
job as Ernie did with two words. This is the second best player in the
world talking, and you wanna know how good Tiger is? Ask Ernie Els."
"People have accused me of being so far up Tiger's arse that he can
barely make a full swing, but I maintain that he is a special person.
There's noone else on the planet who can do what he does or even think of
doing what he does. I've often thought, instead of showing Tiger's reaction
to a shot he's hit, we really should show the reaction of those around him."
But here is the next best thing. "I'm walking down the 18th fairway at
Firestone Country Club with Ernie Els and Tiger, who has popped up a
three-wood about 40 yards behind Ernie into some wet, nasty, horrible,
six-inch rough," Feherty says.
"Tiger's cursing and taking clumps out of Ohio with his three-wood.
And, of course, we're not showing this on TV because we want to be able to
interview him later. Ernie and I walk past Tiger's ball, and it is
Truly buried.
"Ernie is tied with Tiger and he's in the middle of the fairway. I'm
standing with Ernie and my microphone is open. Ken Venturi [in the CBS
booth] sends it to me and I say, 'Tiger's got 184 yards with two big
red oaks overhanging the green. He's got absolutely nothing. With a stick
of dynamite and a sand wedge I might be able to move this ball 50 yards.
Steve Williams [Woods' caddie] tells me [with a hand signal] that he's using
a pitching wedge.'
"Tiger takes his swing. Every muscle in his body is flung at the ball.
It looks like he's torn his nutsack. The divot went as far as I could hit
the ball. I've got my microphone at my mouth thinking, what the hell was
that! The ball sails over the trees, lands behind the hole and backs up to
about six feet from the flag. I open my microphone and Ernie turns and says,
'F*** me!'
"My producer comes on in my earpiece and says, 'Was that Ernie?' I say
yes. He says, 'Fair enough.'
"I could have described that shot for 15 minutes and not done as good a
job as Ernie did with two words. This is the second best player in the
world talking, and you wanna know how good Tiger is? Ask Ernie Els."
QUOTE (Burt @ Jul 9 2007, 03:21 PM)
David Feherty on Tiger Woods
"People have accused me of being so far up Tiger's arse that he can
barely make a full swing, but I maintain that he is a special person.
There's noone else on the planet who can do what he does or even think of
doing what he does. I've often thought, instead of showing Tiger's reaction
to a shot he's hit, we really should show the reaction of those around him."
But here is the next best thing. "I'm walking down the 18th fairway at
Firestone Country Club with Ernie Els and Tiger, who has popped up a
three-wood about 40 yards behind Ernie into some wet, nasty, horrible,
six-inch rough," Feherty says.
"Tiger's cursing and taking clumps out of Ohio with his three-wood.
And, of course, we're not showing this on TV because we want to be able to
interview him later. Ernie and I walk past Tiger's ball, and it is
Truly buried.
"Ernie is tied with Tiger and he's in the middle of the fairway. I'm
standing with Ernie and my microphone is open. Ken Venturi [in the CBS
booth] sends it to me and I say, 'Tiger's got 184 yards with two big
red oaks overhanging the green. He's got absolutely nothing. With a stick
of dynamite and a sand wedge I might be able to move this ball 50 yards.
Steve Williams [Woods' caddie] tells me [with a hand signal] that he's using
a pitching wedge.'
"Tiger takes his swing. Every muscle in his body is flung at the ball.
It looks like he's torn his nutsack. The divot went as far as I could hit
the ball. I've got my microphone at my mouth thinking, what the hell was
that! The ball sails over the trees, lands behind the hole and backs up to
about six feet from the flag. I open my microphone and Ernie turns and says,
'F*** me!'
"My producer comes on in my earpiece and says, 'Was that Ernie?' I say
yes. He says, 'Fair enough.'
"I could have described that shot for 15 minutes and not done as good a
job as Ernie did with two words. This is the second best player in the
world talking, and you wanna know how good Tiger is? Ask Ernie Els."
"People have accused me of being so far up Tiger's arse that he can
barely make a full swing, but I maintain that he is a special person.
There's noone else on the planet who can do what he does or even think of
doing what he does. I've often thought, instead of showing Tiger's reaction
to a shot he's hit, we really should show the reaction of those around him."
But here is the next best thing. "I'm walking down the 18th fairway at
Firestone Country Club with Ernie Els and Tiger, who has popped up a
three-wood about 40 yards behind Ernie into some wet, nasty, horrible,
six-inch rough," Feherty says.
"Tiger's cursing and taking clumps out of Ohio with his three-wood.
And, of course, we're not showing this on TV because we want to be able to
interview him later. Ernie and I walk past Tiger's ball, and it is
Truly buried.
"Ernie is tied with Tiger and he's in the middle of the fairway. I'm
standing with Ernie and my microphone is open. Ken Venturi [in the CBS
booth] sends it to me and I say, 'Tiger's got 184 yards with two big
red oaks overhanging the green. He's got absolutely nothing. With a stick
of dynamite and a sand wedge I might be able to move this ball 50 yards.
Steve Williams [Woods' caddie] tells me [with a hand signal] that he's using
a pitching wedge.'
"Tiger takes his swing. Every muscle in his body is flung at the ball.
It looks like he's torn his nutsack. The divot went as far as I could hit
the ball. I've got my microphone at my mouth thinking, what the hell was
that! The ball sails over the trees, lands behind the hole and backs up to
about six feet from the flag. I open my microphone and Ernie turns and says,
'F*** me!'
"My producer comes on in my earpiece and says, 'Was that Ernie?' I say
yes. He says, 'Fair enough.'
"I could have described that shot for 15 minutes and not done as good a
job as Ernie did with two words. This is the second best player in the
world talking, and you wanna know how good Tiger is? Ask Ernie Els."
nice
Two ladies were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
his side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. She administered
tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that
feel?"
He replied, "It feels really, really great, but my thumb still hurts."
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
his side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. She administered
tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that
feel?"
He replied, "It feels really, really great, but my thumb still hurts."