Squirting...Myth or Fact

Just hit me, I have heard of girls doing it, but it is always their girlfriends cousin or something like that.

Heres some threads on the subject (from 2004, so you repost ppl be nice)

http://www.collegeslackers.com/forum/index...?showtopic=2064
http://www.collegeslackers.com/forum/index...?showtopic=1437

be nice or... dont be annoying?

QUOTE (sec @ Jan 18 2007, 04:48 PM)

be nice or... dont be annoying?

both?

Why be nice, when you can just pull the cord, like on a chainsaw?

Naah . . . that really wasn't as funny on screen as it was in my head.

This post has been edited by junkiecosmonaut on Jan 18 2007, 07:05 PM

welcome to cs man. hope you enjoy your stay.

see, im playing nice.

Been with one.

QUOTE (lazyduck @ Jan 18 2007, 11:29 PM)

Been with one.

as have i great times most girl achieve it on top so have fun

QUOTE (chain @ Jan 18 2007, 06:45 PM)

Heres some threads on the subject (from 2004, so you repost ppl be nice)

http://www.collegeslackers.com/forum/index...?showtopic=2064

Way to keep Tarheel alive!

I wrote my name in the snow. in my neighbor's yard last night.

First, last and middle intial, in perfect cursive.

Yeah My girl has done it once or twice. But she is completely random. We will have sex 100 times and maybe she does it 3-4 times. The first time she did it we were at her parents house, so yeah that took some work to conceal that one.

Well, I guess i will just have to work harder at pleasing my wife then.

QUOTE (bakerman @ Jan 19 2007, 02:46 PM)

Well, I guess i will just have to work harder at pleasing my wife then.

or maybe I already have

Good I am glad someone is pleasing her.

Been with one...scared the shit outta me at first...then after the shock, kept goin...

When your with a squirter...always try to play an "away game"...

...or protect the mattress...

my ex girlfriend used to tell me when we first started going out that she's glad she's not one of those squirters...that it is nasty...she says she's never been able to do it...and i thought she was just one of those girls y'know...

but one time she was over i told her to go to the bathroom and take a piss....weirded the fuck out of her and i just told her to trust me on that one...

got her a lil' tipsy....spat on that thing and just thrusted as fast as i could with one finger at first then two...

i was starting to get tired...but when it first happened...it just got me so pumped up that all of a sudden i had 100X the energy i did...lol

it was a clear liquid...not like piss...and there was a lot of it...man! was there a lot of it...

she started freaking at first and she was shaking and could barely hold herself up...she said "what are you doing??" she was moaning and had her head tilted up...i told her...look down...

and she couldn't believe it...she tried maintaining that it was just my spit...uhhh....i spat once...and i doubt it would cover up a pretty large fucking area of my bed...

neway...she did it at least 5 times in a row...until finally it was just little bursts...

needless to say...i think a lot of girls do this...it's just that to them it feels like they're about to pee since it comes out through the urethra...so they hold it back...

i got that tip from my best friend to have her pee beforehand so she wouldn't think she was about to do it again...

i can still remember how she looked doin it...she could barely sit up...lol she was twitching from random spastic bursts of pleasure....HIGH FIVE!!!

oh...one more thing...when you're fingering her or fucking her...try to stimulate the uper wall of her vagina (when she's facing you) and just thrust away....you can even just rub on her flaps in a fast consistent sideways motion...(you can use your dick to get the same effect too....)

the important thing if you want her to enjoy herself is to have her let go...(if you don't want a mess then tell her to constrain as much as she fucking wants....lol but personally i kinda digged it

try the edit button

Yeah the edit button is ok...it's lacking flavor though...but thanks for the tip...next i'm gonna go cosher...

eh

At first it was fun, but then after needing to change the sheets everytime it got a little old

QUOTE (_kiLLswitCh_ @ Mar 15 2007, 07:37 PM)

At first it was fun, but then after needing to change the sheets everytime it got a little old

i smell bullshit