party throwing advice

not quite sure what I am asking, but yeah I have never thrown one before because I don't wanna clean up a bunch of shit, I mean why not when you don't have to? I got the house memorial weekend so I will just go for it.

I have been seeing more often black garbage bags taped up on windows.... the house I was at last weekend was so fucking stealthy we thought we had the wrong place and then we saw people walk out and we were like holy shit its a full house.

pretty much throwing anything breakable in a room upstairs..... re-arranging furniture...... some of it is wooden floors so throw towls/mats down maybe. got the surround sound system for the house and am making a huge new playlist.

its hard though guessing how many people are gonna show up..... I don't wanna get more kegs than I need..... that would suck.

my neighborhood is nicer but still laid-back.... but anyways I will tell people to park at the junior high 2 blocks away I am thinking.



some of you are pretty damn critical, so if you are gonna be gay just don't waste your time........

thanks for any help.

If you build it,

they will come.

two words,

Stripper pole

NO man, get too many kegs cause leftover beer is s BONUS. You get to drink while you clean

This post has been edited by Coolhands1 on May 18 2007, 09:02 AM

put a D-D key box at the bar.


keys first, then beer.



plus, do as much as you can outside...pool whatever.


and make at least 2 bathrooms easily available

i dont spend a lot of time looking before im pissing in a flowerpot.

QUOTE (captnfukkinhowdy @ May 18 2007, 12:10 PM)

i dont spend a lot of time looking before im pissing in a flowerpot.

I PREFER pissing outside when I'm drinking.

QUOTE (hett @ May 18 2007, 03:49 PM)

I PREFER pissing outside when I'm drinking.

same. a lot of times I don't even bother finding a bathroom.... just walk outside and say hello to nature.

uhhhh

no


i meant like a ficus


next to the TV


or any other unfortunate receptacle

nees prostitutes

I pissed outside more than i piss in by bathroom...but thats another story..

Ive never tried to be stealthy at a party... ive taped off drive ways and filled up highways with cars and held up traffic........ but stealthy never was my game haha

QUOTE (DATT @ May 19 2007, 09:35 AM)

I pissed outside more than i piss in by bathroom...but thats another story..

hell, I just pissed outside cause its a nice day.

I just have an outhouse.

I went to a house party once where a guy pissed in the closet where everyones coats were. He pretty much hit every coat on top and in front some more then others

QUOTE (Gkisses @ May 19 2007, 04:22 PM)

I went to a house party once where a guy pissed in the closet where everyones coats were. He pretty much hit every coat on top and in front some more then others

sounds like a dane cook punchline.

QUOTE (captnfukkinhowdy @ May 19 2007, 09:24 PM)

sounds like a dane cook punchline.

well, that would explain why it wasn't funny...

QUOTE (wawa @ May 18 2007, 02:42 AM)

some of you are pretty damn critical, so if you are gonna be gay just don't waste your time........

Someone has shit on or around the coats! lol

QUOTE (Don_Arturo @ May 19 2007, 08:58 PM)

well, that would explain why it wasn't funny...

peeing outside is damn fucking cool. just like a caveman

QUOTE (captnfukkinhowdy @ May 19 2007, 09:24 PM)

sounds like a dane cook punchline.

Everyone knows Dane Cook has no punchlines

QUOTE (Gkisses @ May 20 2007, 03:38 AM)

Everyone knows Dane Cook has no punchlines

Set up cameras in the bedrooms so you can have video of drunk chicks getting taken advantage of.

------Aside from getting multiple kegs, go to target, grab a few huge rubbermaid tubs, as long as they're at least 2 feet at their shortest side, a keg will fit..
Keep in mind, the average diameter of a normal keg is 18-22"

************************BONUS*************************

If you can find one that's at least 2x5, 2 kegs will fit side by side...

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Reason for multiple... keeping the backup kegs on ice is a MUST. Don't just ice the one currently tapped, because then when the next one is up to bat, it's all warm and ick.

If rubbermaid tubs are a lil' outta your price range, just get one to rock the tapped keg, and buy a box of large garden bags to chill the reserves... Put the keg inside of the garden bag, and do a 3 point taping job around the top of the keg and pour the ice in... IMPORTANT to place keg in and tape BEFORE pouring in ice, as the bag rips easily otherwise.


----Keep loud music INSIDE. Outdoor speakers are a no-no. For 2 reasons.

Neighbors

Giving people a place to escape the music and dancing, and just talk.


----Beer bongs, beer pong, quarters, card games, keep the crowd entertained...

----Mix the music up. If you're white as all hell, play some gangsta rap. It's stupid, but it's fun.
If you're in a bad neighborhood, uh, nevermind. Don't.

----Limit underage drinking. Not from an ethical standpoint, but it gives you leverage when dealing with a party bust. First thing cops will do is threaten you with ID'ing everyone leaving. Plus, kids can't hold their alcohol.


There ya go bud, that's all I could think of.
Good luck,
Your Friendly Neighboorhood Doom

This post has been edited by doomcrewsdmf on May 21 2007, 12:40 AM

QUOTE (JERK @ May 20 2007, 11:38 PM)

Set up cameras in the bedrooms so you can have video of drunk chicks getting taken advantage of.

Awesome. Cops love it when you have video evidence.

QUOTE (junkiecosmonaut @ May 23 2007, 11:45 PM)

Awesome. Cops love it when you have video evidence.