Posted: Sep 26 2007, 04:07 PM
SamKinison 
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Recently I went to my grandmother's house (88 years of age) for some milk and cookies. As I was dunking my freshly baked chocolate chip cookies into my 2 percent milk my grandmother and I got on the topic of sexual positions.
Interestingly enough, grandma had a lot to contribute to the subject, back in the 1940's they would use all sorts of mind-bending positions, many of which require diagrams.
However, old fashioned lady as she is, my grandmother just loved to get fucked from behind.
Anyone else care to share the sexual fantasies of an older family member?
Posted: Sep 26 2007, 04:10 PM
dimples9284 
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QUOTE (SamKinison @ Sep 26 2007, 04:07 PM)
Recently I went to my grandmother's house (88 years of age) for some milk and cookies. As I was dunking my freshly baked chocolate chip cookies into my 2 percent milk my grandmother and I got on the topic of sexual positions.
Interestingly enough, grandma had a lot to contribute to the subject, back in the 1940's they would use all sorts of mind-bending positions, many of which require diagrams.
However, old fashioned lady as she is, my grandmother just loved to get fucked from behind.
Anyone else care to share the sexual fantasies of an older family member?
oh god.
Posted: Sep 26 2007, 04:56 PM
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WTF?
can this jack ass be banned for posting that?
Posted: Sep 26 2007, 08:45 PM
FatCampDropout6
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that reminds me of the little old lady from the wedding singer (one of my fave movies of all time...) the one who pays him in meatballs...
"will this be your first time with intercourse? ... before i got married, i had intercourse with seven men. that was a lot back then... that would be like 200 today!"
Posted: Sep 26 2007, 10:11 PM
ibbangin
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i see sam hasnt figured out the right combination of drugs yet
Posted: Sep 27 2007, 06:40 PM
SamKinison
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i see that no one has any elderly sex stories to contribute so i thought i'd get teh ball rolling by adding a diagram of what the intercourse between my grandparents may have looked like.
a couple of things to note...they were both german so as ayrn germans their most prominent feature was their blonde hair and blue eyes. also to be noted is my grandmother's frown. while she did enjoy a good sex romp, grandfather had an exceptionally large German Bratwurst so sometimes it would injure Grandma.
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Posted: Oct 1 2007, 01:47 PM
NoMoreSchool
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It's nice to see you're so close to your grandmother!
Posted: Oct 3 2007, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE (NoMoreSchool @ Oct 1 2007, 01:47 PM)
It's nice to see you're so close to your grandmother!
wtf.
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QUOTE (SamKinison @ Sep 26 2007, 04:07 PM)
Recently I went to my grandmother's house (88 years of age) for some milk and cookies. As I was dunking my freshly baked chocolate chip cookies into my 2 percent milk my grandmother and I got on the topic of sexual positions.
Interestingly enough, grandma had a lot to contribute to the subject, back in the 1940's they would use all sorts of mind-bending positions, many of which require diagrams.
However, old fashioned lady as she is, my grandmother just loved to get fucked from behind.
Anyone else care to share the sexual fantasies of an older family member?
With a grand mother as a friend , philosopher and guide all rolled into one who would need to go to a sex counselor or therapist for the problems one face.
Posted: Sep 3 2009, 02:39 AM
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I would say old people are more outdated than wise.
