Posted: Jul 22 2004, 12:38 PM
QUOTE (sigtau18 @ May 14 2004, 08:53 PM)
chilli dog is funny too, its when you shit on a girls tits and then titty fuck her.... not that i would do that, but its still funny
I was under the impression that the chili dog was when you fuck a girl in the ass, and then get a blowjob.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 12:40 PM
aurelia 
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QUOTE ((X) @ Jul 22 2004, 01:38 PM)
I was under the impression that the chili dog was when you fuck a girl in the ass, and then get a blowjob.
well good thing you found out the truth. that'd be really embarrassing if she asked you for one and you did it the wrong way.
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Posted: Jul 22 2004, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE (aurelia @ Jul 22 2004, 02:40 PM)
well good thing you found out the truth. that'd be really embarrassing if she asked you for one and you did it the wrong way.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 01:01 PM
DgtlCalm
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Funny sex things to do to girls I have one
Burn some candels, make a nice romatic dinner, turn the lights down low. First run a bath and bathe your girl make her feel special. Next pick her up and lay her down on the bed. Next you do everything that you know drives her wild things you know will make her feel like she is going to explode and just when she is about to come......
Walk away and turn on the TV
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 01:31 PM
QUOTE (dirtyjohnie @ May 18 2004, 05:25 AM)
i got one! the dirty sanchez! its when u stick ur finger in the girls ass while ur nailing her. grab a little doo doo out and give a poo mustache while u give her a big smile and try not to laugh! and giving a loud and andele andele!
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Posted: Jul 22 2004, 02:51 PM
DgtlCalm
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That was...ummm that was ummm wow
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 03:58 PM
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if any guy got the idea in his little brain to do one of these things to me, he better be one fast runner.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 04:06 PM
wash
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QUOTE (mcubert @ May 18 2004, 12:25 PM)
"The Rusty Trombone"
Never witnessed it outside of the porn universe, but this is where you go anal on a girl and then she gives you a blow job.
The rusty trombone is not that at all....the rusty trombone is when a girl is licking your ass, and she jerks u off with a reach around hand. Come on man, get your facts straight.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 04:08 PM
wash
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Then there is the wood chipper. This is when u fuck a girl from behind, then gag her until she throws up. As she is throwing up, the chunks resemble pieces of wood.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 04:08 PM
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QUOTE (wash @ Jul 22 2004, 06:06 PM)
The rusty trombone is not that at all....the rusty trombone is when a girl is licking your ass, and she jerks u off with a reach around hand. Come on man, get your facts straight.
and a rusty gillespie is when you fart in her mouth during this.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE (dimples9284 @ May 18 2004, 10:17 AM)
seriously, it would be going down Lorena Bobbit style
Except I wouldn't tell the cops where I threw his dick!
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 04:30 PM
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QUOTE (Hunt @ May 16 2004, 11:28 AM)
Here's a good one called the Houdini. When your fucking her from behind, pull out for a second then you have a friend stick it to her. This is when you walk around to the front of her, flip the lights and wave and say surprise.
thats just too funny
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 05:00 PM
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The Donkey Punch one is hilarious
my friend told it to me once in high school durning lunch and i choked on my lunch.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 08:36 PM
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The Houdini (switching partners) and some of the cumming on back/ass ones were great.
Can't you see some guy doing the Houdini trick on a girl he wants to dump?
But playing with shit or hitting a girl to make her bleed is just beyond.
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 10:48 PM
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I don't know what to call this, but one time when I was eating my ex-girlfriend out, I slipped a red-hot candy into her pussy and she screamed for hours...now you know why she is my ex....
Posted: Jul 23 2004, 12:35 AM
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How bout the New York Style taco.. when your going down on a girl and you throw up.. it would probally happen when your drunk.
Posted: Jul 23 2004, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE (strikerZ @ Jul 23 2004, 12:48 AM)
I don't know what to call this, but one time when I was eating my ex-girlfriend out, I slipped a red-hot candy into her pussy and she screamed for hours...now you know why she is my ex....
the red hot pinata?
Posted: Jul 23 2004, 12:39 PM
aurelia
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has anyone ever done any of these things?
Posted: Jul 23 2004, 12:45 PM
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doubt it.. most of these guys would be too excited that they are actually WITH a female they dont want to mess it up
Posted: Jul 23 2004, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE (LovDuhLich @ Jul 23 2004, 12:45 PM)
doubt it.. most of these guys would be too excited that they are actually WITH a female they dont want to mess it up
HAHAHAHA
wait that was mean, meany pants.
Posted: Jul 23 2004, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE (aurelia @ Jul 23 2004, 12:39 PM)
has anyone ever done any of these things?
I seriously have done the red-hot thing and it cost me a great relationship.
Posted: Jul 24 2004, 02:46 AM
chadgsu80
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No aurelia,
i have never done that but i do have the list.. its pretty funny if youd like me to email you all the names and special codes for it... but no im sure most are mythical..
Posted: Jul 24 2004, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE (bobby g @ May 14 2004, 06:50 PM)
when your behind her spit on her back like you busted your load, when she turns her head pull out and pop it in her eye
i've heard of that one, it's called the "HOUDINI"
Posted: Jul 24 2004, 06:09 PM
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[/QUOTE]it's called the "HOUDINI"
thats a nice one.. heres a question.. has it ever happend to you.. heres another.. do you want it to...lol
