Funny sex things to do to girls

So anyway, i guess i will start this off with the Hot Carl. Its when you Shit in the Girls mouth. Its had other names, i know, but that is the one my friends from high school used to love, and i still think its funny.


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Gross Gross Gross No No No

when your behind her spit on her back like you busted your load, when she turns her head pull out and pop it in her eye

haha, yeah i heard that one, called the magician or somethin like that...
funny stufff


chilli dog is funny too, its when you shit on a girls tits and then titty fuck her.... not that i would do that, but its still funny



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Damnit you took mine!!

Leap frog when you are fucking her from behind you pull out and try to stick it in her ass and watch her jump forward into the head board!!!

shoot it in the top of there ass and let it drip down there crack, or just shoot it in there ear....

these are not funny boys...

anyone heard of a Donkey Punch? This is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life.

This post has been edited by Thundakat85 on May 25 2004, 01:36 AM

that leap frog is fucking funny but i would kill the person who did that to me.

Here's a good one called the Houdini. When your fucking her from behind, pull out for a second then you have a friend stick it to her. This is when you walk around to the front of her, flip the lights and wave and say surprise.

Haha... Wow. That's extremly horrible.

What about the Candy Cane... I think it's when a guy (wow, this is gross) "nuts" on a chicks face, then punches her so she bleeds. Yah... Sick. (I'm Sorry)

haha, candy cane is funny. Rodeo, when your doing doggy style and call her some other girls name and try to hold on for 8 seconds.




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thats great

damn this shit's fucked up! gross.. but funny.. in a sick way

chain had a huge list of this kinda stuff before the crash. it had a lot of stuff on there. some ive heard, so i havent, so if chain gets a chance, maybe it will be up again.

haha, I wonder is there's a record for going much longer than 8 secs.

The Abe Lincoln:

When you're about to nut, punch her and knock her out, nut on her chin, then cut off your pubes so they land nicley on your juice on her face. very patriotic in these scary times.

ok I just heard this one today, its called the flaming dragon. When you are getting head from a girl and you are about to nut you hold her head down and cum in the back of her through and the nut comes out here nose.

Let me inform you guys of some of the best ones....if it's already posted....yea well

The Hoover: (Do this one while on the floor) When getting a girl from behind, grap the girls arms and pull them back towards you. Then push her forward until her fae is resting on the floor. Finally proceed to rub her face back and forth on the carpet, much like a hoover vaccum cleaner, hence.......THE HOOVER

You're welcome

i always heard this reffered to as the "Angry Dragon", dont matter its funny either way

i got one! the dirty sanchez! its when u stick ur finger in the girls ass while ur nailing her. grab a little doo doo out and give a poo mustache while u give her a big smile and try not to laugh! and giving a loud and andele andele!

Would you guys seriously be able to do ANY of these things? Honestly? Cause I could just imagine the aftermath of some guy doing any of this shit to me... So yeah, just a question.

seriously, it would be going down Lorena Bobbit style

One of my all time personal favs:

"The Pirate" - When you spunk in the girls eye and then punch her in the stomach. If everything plays out right, she'll let out a piratety, "ARRRRRR!"

"Welcome to my secret submarine layer... It's long and hard and full of seamen." ~ Dr. Evil (Goldmember)

Damn, there's a name for that? I just thought I had bad luck....