Who loves infomercials?

Posted: Jun 16 2004, 01:34 AM
Just curious I find myself watching them ever time I get waisted often calling them with my free nights and weekends and fuckign with them for hours at a time. If you havent tried this you should, make sure there are others with you can its a great time. Try to get them to give you speacial deals or free shipping. Man I love those stupid scams.
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 01:56 AM
haha i will just start watching them when its late at night, and forget that i have other channels, or forgetting that i have the power to change the channel, and then i start to want that shit really bad, but i have never gone as far as calling on anything
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 08:01 AM
I am actually on an infomercial for the Total Gym, starring Chuck Norris, Christie Brinkley, and myself. It was a few years ago. And all I say is, "Oooh Chuck, I really feel the burn right here, here, and especially in my abdominals." It's hilarious. My friends bust my balls all the time, but it is funny. I like watching magic tape infomercials.
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 08:24 AM
Billy Mays RULES!!!!!!!!
I wish I had a cool listhp. sad.gif
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 09:54 AM
The Rotisserie Oven one... blink.gif
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (Tyler Durden @ Jun 16 2004, 09:54 AM)
The Rotisserie Oven one... blink.gif

I have to admit... I bought that... but it makes damn good chicken!!
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 11:30 AM
QUOTE (randreucci @ Jun 16 2004, 10:23 AM)
QUOTE (Tyler Durden @ Jun 16 2004, 09:54 AM)
The Rotisserie Oven one... blink.gif

I have to admit... I bought that... but it makes damn good chicken!!

i've got the pastariffic... the lid like screws on and off so you can drain the water through the holes and the holes are made like specially so that it's big enough to let a good amount of water through, but small enough that you aren't losing pasta... it is, dare i say, pastariffic.
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 01:03 PM
QUOTE (wash @ Jun 16 2004, 09:01 AM)
I am actually on an infomercial for the Total Gym, starring Chuck Norris, Christie Brinkley, and myself. It was a few years ago. And all I say is, "Oooh Chuck, I really feel the burn right here, here, and especially in my abdominals." It's hilarious. My friends bust my balls all the time, but it is funny. I like watching magic tape infomercials.

ROFL you've got to be kidding
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 04:12 PM
I like it when washed up porn stars and hopeful porn stars come together to tell me how to make my penis bigger.
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 04:14 PM
QUOTE (Thymeless @ Jun 16 2004, 04:12 PM)
I like it when washed up porn stars and hopeful porn stars come together to tell me how to make my penis bigger.

I just like seeing porn stars get together... don't really care about thier message
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 08:37 PM
i bought those damn knives that 'cut through wood'. i think ginsu or something. but yea they suck. money down the drain.
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 09:20 PM
I love watching them but they all seem to good to ne true so i dont buy em
Posted: Jun 16 2004, 10:31 PM
am i only one that saw the fact that the dude is in an infomercial with chuck norris?

or am i fucked up and have been reading it wrong all day..
Posted: Jun 17 2004, 05:35 AM
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Spooky eh? ohmy.gif
Posted: Jun 17 2004, 09:16 AM
how old is Chuck anyways? 90?!
Posted: Jun 17 2004, 09:30 AM
I LOVE THOES THINGS
Posted: Jun 17 2004, 11:58 AM
I personally like the Jack LaLaine POWER Juicer II and the Miracle Blade commercials....oh yea and the little Bullet blender thing with the weird British guy is cool too...
Posted: Jun 18 2004, 06:40 AM
I like the JuiceMan...
if you drink enough juice using his machine you grow
Oscar the Grouch eyebrows...
and that's just skippy!
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Posted: Jun 18 2004, 10:16 AM
what if i told you...? the making money package...i hate this guy so much. i think his name is don lapre. what a gay name.

why does mine say attatched image and yours doesn't? and how can i post 2 pics?

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Posted: Jun 18 2004, 10:36 AM
QUOTE (aurelia @ Jun 18 2004, 11:16 AM)
what if i told you...? the making money package...i hate this guy so much. i think his name is don lapre. what a gay name.

why does mine say attatched image and yours doesn't? and how can i post 2 pics?

yea i see that one alot
Posted: Jun 19 2004, 06:45 AM
QUOTE (aurelia @ Jun 18 2004, 09:16 AM)
what if i told you...? the making money package...i hate this guy so much. i think his name is don lapre. what a gay name.

why does mine say attatched image and yours doesn't? and how can i post 2 pics?

First off, if he's so rich why does he need to sell that stuff.

Secondly to add multiple images they need to be found online:
Find the image you want.
Right click.
Choose PROPERTIES.
Highlight the ENTIRE image URL.
Copy it.


To add it to the post click the IMG button up top,
then paste the URL.

(some images are protected and cannot be copied)
Posted: Jun 19 2004, 11:53 AM
thanks revolt
Posted: Jun 19 2004, 12:02 PM
thanks!
Posted: Jun 19 2004, 12:08 PM
It's all gravy.

Most of it was the Red Bull talking. huh.gif