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Posts: 542 Joined: 24-November 04 College: Hampton
I got jumped but then a cop saw and saved my life. Ive used that one three times and it works flawlessly.
best excuses used for class
Walked in 20 min late for final
In front of whole class,
Prof: A little late aren't we sir?
Me: I was hit by a bus an hour ago and paralyzed from the waist down. luckily i had a can of spinach in my pocket.
Prof: alright just sit down
In front of whole class,
Prof: A little late aren't we sir?
Me: I was hit by a bus an hour ago and paralyzed from the waist down. luckily i had a can of spinach in my pocket.
Prof: alright just sit down
QUOTE (LSUDrinka @ Feb 23 2006, 03:35 AM)
Walked in 20 min late for final
In front of whole class,
Prof: A little late aren't we sir?
Me: I was hit by a bus an hour ago and paralyzed from the waist down. luckily i had a can of spinach in my pocket.
Prof: alright just sit down
In front of whole class,
Prof: A little late aren't we sir?
Me: I was hit by a bus an hour ago and paralyzed from the waist down. luckily i had a can of spinach in my pocket.
Prof: alright just sit down
ive been asked why i was late for class before and i just tell them the last half of class is better than the first half
family emegergencys always the best way to go, no questions.
I'm taking it easy, when I take the bus
Posts: 4725 Joined: 26-September 04 College: MemorialQUOTE (SecGal @ Feb 23 2006, 03:45 PM)
family emegergencys always the best way to go, no questions.
Yup, even get a little sympathy from the women going for you.
This post has been edited by mr_money on Feb 23 2006, 06:05 PM
thats bad karma though, fam emergencies
I have the best one ever.
"The stairs broke down."
"The stairs broke down."
I used to do drugs. I still do, I just used to, too.
Posts: 4287 Joined: 14-February 05 College: CincinnatiQUOTE (Czech @ Mar 10 2006, 01:55 PM)
I have the best one ever.
"The stairs broke down."
"The stairs broke down."
"I like an escalator man. Escalators can never break. They can only become stairs. You will never see a sign on an escalator that says 'escalator temporarily broken," only a sign that says 'escalator temporarily stairs.'
Taken from my favorite comedian
i got soo drunk after the game last night and woke up behind a dumpster with a 200lb midget. i got a doctors note to prove i was puking all day
QUOTE (ibbangin @ Apr 3 2006, 11:21 PM)
i got soo drunk after the game last night and woke up behind a dumpster with a 200lb midget. i got a doctors note to prove i was puking all day
There is now way you go to school
QUOTE (usfhett99 @ Apr 3 2006, 11:39 PM)
There is now way you go to school
G.E.D
QUOTE (donvito @ Apr 3 2006, 11:39 PM)
G.E.D
Probably
QUOTE (usfhett99 @ Apr 4 2006, 02:22 AM)
Probably
Your sig is great. Just thought you should know.
One thing I used was I drunk to much beeer last night and I got sick. No work for the rest of the day.. ![drinkup[1].gif](http://www.collegeslackers.com/forum/html//emoticons/drinkup[1].gif)
One thing I used was I drunk to much beeer last night and I got sick. No work for the rest of the day..