Toasts Before Shots

Posted: Jun 23 2004, 09:35 AM
Everytime I go to the bar, I look forward to doing a shot with someone new and hearing what their toast is. Anyone no any good toasts before a shot? here's two:

1. Here's to the kisses that I snatched, and Vice versa. Bottoms up fellas.

2. Here's to the stork who brings the good babies, the raven who brings the bad babies, and the Swallow...who brings NO babies. Bottoms up fellas.
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 09:43 AM
Here's to the men..and here's to the horses....and here's to the women that ride 'em! wink.gif Salut!
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 10:15 AM
This is a british one

Take your glass and tap the rim of someones glass, then tap the bottoms together, then the middle.

And when you tap each way say
Im not above ya :Tap:
Im not below ya :Tap:
Im right with ya :Tap:

Posted: Jun 23 2004, 10:17 AM
Here's to women with big tits.
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 11:35 AM
Here's to fire - not the fire that brings down shacks and shanties, but the fire that brings down pants and panties.
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 11:57 AM
QUOTE (DgtlCalm @ Jun 23 2004, 10:15 AM)
This is a british one

Take your glass and tap the rim of someones glass, then tap the bottoms together, then the middle.

And when you tap each way say
Im not above ya :Tap:
Im not below ya :Tap:
Im right with ya :Tap:

that is the coolest shit ever in my opinion, leave it to the brits to come up with that. Even though i cant take their dry humor, im going to have to use that toast.
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 02:07 PM
Here's one....

Here's to you, and here's to me.....
Forever friends, we shall be....
But if we should ever disagree....
FUCK YOU and here's to me
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 02:12 PM
Arriba!
Abajo!
Al Centro!
Afuera!
A DENTRO!
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 02:14 PM
Si Senorita
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 03:13 PM
Here's to the people we fuck
Here's to the people who fuck us
If the people we fuck are fucking with us
Fuck them and here's to us!
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 04:14 PM
QUOTE
Arriba!
Abajo!
Al Centro!
Afuera!
A DENTRO!


I like that one even though my translation is bad......so im probably thinking it means something and it means something else lol. But yeah sc00terpi3 my favorite toast.



Posted: Jun 23 2004, 04:16 PM
QUOTE (effedyourmother @ Jun 23 2004, 02:07 PM)
Here's one....

Here's to you, and here's to me.....
Forever friends, we shall be....
But if we should ever disagree....
FUCK YOU and here's to me

classic
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 04:19 PM
QUOTE (JackDan @ Jun 23 2004, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE (effedyourmother @ Jun 23 2004, 02:07 PM)
Here's one....

Here's to you, and here's to me.....
Forever friends, we shall be....
But if we should ever disagree....
FUCK YOU and here's to me

classic

yeah, this one along with DgtlCalm's one are the best so far
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 05:01 PM
I like all of these... thanks for the suggestions guys biggrin.gif

And keep 'em coming.
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 05:08 PM
one from a good friend of mine to a young lady sitting at the bar to his left:

Heres to sucking dick.

that was classic....funny part is it actually worked..weird
Posted: Jun 23 2004, 05:15 PM
"Here is to honor. And getting on her. And staying on her."
Posted: Jun 24 2004, 10:40 AM
A toast to Space....

When God made man he used a little string, but he used to much so he left a little thing.

When God made women he used lace, but he didn't use enough so left a little space...

To Space!!
Posted: Jun 25 2004, 12:36 PM
heres one......

heres to the breezes that blow through the treezes
that lifts girls skirts way up past there kneezes
that shows us the spot that pleases and teases
and gives us so many damn diseases....OH JESUS
Posted: Jun 25 2004, 01:06 PM
Here's to the guy that brought his female friend for a night of drinks, to that guy that is going to have to hear her say I'm going home with him, at least he gets this toast before we leave him with the bill.
Posted: Jun 25 2004, 01:10 PM
QUOTE (wash @ Jun 23 2004, 10:35 AM)
Everytime I go to the bar, I look forward to doing a shot with someone new and hearing what their toast is. Anyone no any good toasts before a shot? here's two:

1. Here's to the kisses that I snatched, and Vice versa. Bottoms up fellas.

2. Here's to the stork who brings the good babies, the raven who brings the bad babies, and the Swallow...who brings NO babies. Bottoms up fellas.

Heres to you, Heres to me freinds forever we'll always be, but if we ever disagree fuck you and here's to me..

Posted: Jun 25 2004, 01:30 PM
Mine is the best. Thats it. mad.gif
Posted: Jun 25 2004, 02:44 PM
Gots ta agree with MoMo, that one is pretty cool biggrin.gif
Here's to rock and roll and metal
here's to always flooring the pedal
here's to all the chicks in the mix
and here's to hoping they suck our...drinks down and have a great time!
Posted: Jul 9 2004, 12:46 AM
Heres to the DOG

If I had a dog
who could piss this stuff
and if that DOG could piss enough
I'd tied that dog to the head of my bed
and suck is dick til we both were dead

some chick toasted us tonite and I thought it was worth mentioning
Posted: Jul 9 2004, 05:54 AM
This one was used alot before the ball and chain showed up......

Here's to being single,
seeing double,
and sleeping triple.
Posted: Jul 9 2004, 08:09 AM
Here's to the girl that wore red shoes.
She dips my snuff, she drinks my booze.
She lost her virginity and that's a sin.
But she still has the box her cherry came in!!