Toasts Before Shots

Posted: Jan 17 2010, 10:04 PM
To Lesbians and Virgins, Thanks for nothing.

To condoms and crocs, two things ill never wear.
Posted: Mar 30 2010, 09:41 PM
QUOTE (Volkl @ Jan 17 2006, 07:09 AM)
Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women!

*sings* And swim between their legs! Swim between their legs! ** Oh, sorry Padre...
Posted: May 4 2010, 12:21 PM
"Let's Drink"
Posted: Sep 7 2010, 12:43 AM
an irish blessing that says a big FU to the english:
"up the long ladder and down the short rope,
to hell with king billy and God bless the pop,
if that doesn't do,
we'll tear him in two,
and send him to hell in his red white and blue."
Posted: Sep 7 2010, 12:44 AM
"heres to fighting stealing and drinking!
if you fight may it be for a brother,
if you steal may it be a heart,
and if you drink may it be with me"
Posted: Sep 7 2010, 12:47 AM
Here’s to steak when you’re hungry
Whiskey when you’re dry
A lover when you need one
And Heaven when you die.
Posted: Nov 29 2010, 10:21 PM
When I die and in the grave
no more pussy should I crave

And on my tomestone may it read
here lays the bones of a fucking machine

God I love this one.
Posted: Dec 12 2010, 12:22 AM
Here's to the bitches hoes and tricks,
and we wouldn't talk to any of them if we didn't have dicks.

here's to those we've met
and those we've fucked
and those of us who've had no such luck
Posted: Oct 2 2011, 08:06 PM
Here's to tapping kegs and spreading legs,
and keeping sperms away from eggs.
Posted: Oct 20 2011, 08:42 PM
Here's to thinking positive, and testing negative.
Posted: Nov 10 2011, 11:20 AM
QUOTE (TylerDurden @ Jun 23 2004, 05:15 PM)
"Here is to honor. And getting on her. And staying on her."

It really goes:
Here's to honor.
If you get on her, stay on her.
If you can't cum in her, come on her.
Posted: Dec 21 2011, 12:56 PM
I have two really good ones

1.Here's to the bee that stung the bull and got the bull a bucking and here's to Adam who made love to eve and got the whole world a fucking

2. Friends may come and friends may go....
Friends may Peter out you know....
But we will be friends through thick or thin....
Peter out or peter in...

This post has been edited by Vikemike14 on Dec 21 2011, 12:57 PM

Posted: Feb 27 2012, 07:47 PM
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck so hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up!
Posted: Apr 11 2012, 12:04 AM
Here's to virgins and lesbians.. Thanks for fucking nothing
Posted: Apr 18 2012, 01:54 AM
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Posted: Apr 19 2012, 12:13 PM
Wild South Boys - "GET NAKED" PC Beach Spring Break 2012