Company Description
We as a University pride ourselves in the education of others, we have been an institution of Higher Learning for over 100 years and consider the education we provide to be top notch.
Job Qualifications
We require a High School Diploma or lower. We are looking for those select few who barely squeked by, because the system was sick of dealing with them. IQ below 75 is a plus. Customer Service skills are not required and in fact frowned upon.
Job Description
We are looking for someone to cause grief for our students and students applying for admission. You must be very trusting so that the students actually believe that you are going to help them, but once they ae gone file it in File cabinet 13. You also must hate to answer phones, and only answer it when you may think its a personal phone call and immediatly forward people to random empty voice mail boxes until they give up calling.
Please apply at: (enter College Name here)
We as a University pride ourselves in the education of others, we have been an institution of Higher Learning for over 100 years and consider the education we provide to be top notch.
Job Qualifications
We require a High School Diploma or lower. We are looking for those select few who barely squeked by, because the system was sick of dealing with them. IQ below 75 is a plus. Customer Service skills are not required and in fact frowned upon.
Job Description
We are looking for someone to cause grief for our students and students applying for admission. You must be very trusting so that the students actually believe that you are going to help them, but once they ae gone file it in File cabinet 13. You also must hate to answer phones, and only answer it when you may think its a personal phone call and immediatly forward people to random empty voice mail boxes until they give up calling.
Please apply at: (enter College Name here)
