why is it that whenever i go somewhere and see a hot girl, she always, ALWAYS has an ugly ass friend with her that none of mine will take, mainly because i have no blind friends, i need answers to this question, QUICK, this bugs the fuck outta me, help
what the hell
Um... I don't know.
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Um... I don't know.
I concur
QUOTE (jerry_ @ Mar 1 2005, 07:45 PM)
why is it that whenever i go somewhere and see a hot girl, she always, ALWAYS has an ugly ass friend with her that none of mine will take, mainly because i have no blind friends, i need answers to this question, QUICK, this bugs the fuck outta me, help
The only reason I am not going to bash you is because chain and tim have requested that we not bash noobs. Consider this your one and only free pass.
Instead of closing this thread... I'm just gonna move it.
because you're friends don't drink nearly enough. I know after a long night of drinking I ended up with the ugly friend for my buddies. It's called friendship. ![drinkup[1].gif](http://www.collegeslackers.com/forum/html/emoticons/drinkup[1].gif)
QUOTE (junkiecosmonaut @ Mar 1 2005, 08:50 PM)
The only reason I am not going to bash you is because chain and tim have requested that we not bash noobs. Consider this your one and only free pass.
must...stay...silent
Because the pretty girl is self-concious and wants ugly girls around so she gets all the attention with guys.
QUOTE (usfhett99 @ Mar 1 2005, 06:53 PM)
Because the pretty girl is self-concious and wants ugly girls around so she gets all the attention with guys.
Hum, I wonder which one I am with my girlfriends...
... I mean, if that were true and all.
QUOTE (jerry_ @ Mar 1 2005, 05:45 PM)
why is it that whenever i go somewhere and see a hot girl, she always, ALWAYS has an ugly ass friend with her that none of mine will take, mainly because i have no blind friends, i need answers to this question, QUICK, this bugs the fuck outta me, help
I bet that girl is asking herself the same thing about your group of friends.
And she's also wondering " Why does the snaggletoothed one keep staring at me?
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This post has been edited by Revolt on Mar 1 2005, 06:55 PM
QUOTE (HellomynameisDaqn @ Mar 1 2005, 07:53 PM)
because you're friends don't drink nearly enough. I know after a long night of drinking I ended up with the ugly friend for my buddies. It's called friendship.
Nah, its called being the Wingman. I've been the Wingman on many occasions for my bro Jay, and vice versa. It sucks, but someone's gotta do it. Though I have enough self-respect not to try and get with the group's equivolent of Swamp Thing. (Christine). Holy motherfuck that chick was not from this planet. Her face reminded me of the grill of a 32 Ford Custom.
wingman, friendship, samething.
QUOTE (hova @ Mar 1 2005, 06:54 PM)
Hum, I wonder which one I am with my girlfriends...
... I mean, if that were true and all.
... I mean, if that were true and all.
it is true. i had one girl admit it to me that she intentionally does this.
and that was in 7th grade.
QUOTE (Ken_Diamond @ Mar 1 2005, 05:58 PM)
Nah, its called being the Wingman. I've been the Wingman on many occasions for my bro Jay, and vice versa. It sucks, but someone's gotta do it. Though I have enough self-respect not to try and get with the group's equivolent of Swamp Thing. (Christine). Holy motherfuck that chick was not from this planet. Her face reminded me of the grill of a 32 Ford Custom.
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You need a friend who is willing to take one for the team man
QUOTE (firedog @ Mar 1 2005, 08:14 PM)
You need a friend who is willing to take one for the team man
Exactly, and when you're drunk, it all looks the same anyway. And if you're really drunk, you won't even remember.
Why don't you talk to the ugly one, fucknut? Hypocrite.
This post has been edited by Jaqen on Mar 1 2005, 07:22 PM
You just don't have good enough friends.
I've made my roommate take some grenades before (though I think he likes it).
For every hot bitch there is always a momma goose and unless you have a wingman to take the ugly bitch you will never score with the hot one. Just the rules of the game man.
I've made my roommate take some grenades before (though I think he likes it).
For every hot bitch there is always a momma goose and unless you have a wingman to take the ugly bitch you will never score with the hot one. Just the rules of the game man.
QUOTE (tim @ Mar 1 2005, 07:06 PM)
it is true. i had one girl admit it to me that she intentionally does this.
and that was in 7th grade.
and that was in 7th grade.
Well, that's just evil.
QUOTE (HellomynameisDaqn @ Mar 1 2005, 08:16 PM)
Exactly, and when you're drunk, it all looks the same anyway. And if you're really drunk, you won't even remember.
Trust me, sometimes you wish you didn't remember.
QUOTE (usfhett99 @ Mar 1 2005, 06:53 PM)
Because the pretty girl is self-concious and wants ugly girls around so she gets all the attention with guys.
exactly.
girls are judged in comparison to the other girls they are with... the hottest guy will always go after the hottest girl in the group, so smart girls will try to make friends who are pretty, but not as pretty as them. unfortunately, all of my friends are really hot so i have to try to woo the boys with my intellectual games and poop talk.
QUOTE (FatCampDropout6 @ Mar 1 2005, 09:41 PM)
exactly.
girls are judged in comparison to the other girls they are with... the hottest guy will always go after the hottest girl in the group, so smart girls will try to make friends who are pretty, but not as pretty as them. unfortunately, all of my friends are really hot so i have to try to woo the boys with my intellectual games and poop talk.
girls are judged in comparison to the other girls they are with... the hottest guy will always go after the hottest girl in the group, so smart girls will try to make friends who are pretty, but not as pretty as them. unfortunately, all of my friends are really hot so i have to try to woo the boys with my intellectual games and poop talk.
haha, have you ever seen "A Beautiful Mind"? Where the smart guys come up with a plan so that they all don't go after the good looking girl, and instead, each one goes after the descent looking ones, so they can gurantee they all get some.
QUOTE (FatCampDropout6 @ Mar 1 2005, 09:41 PM)
exactly.
girls are judged in comparison to the other girls they are with... the hottest guy will always go after the hottest girl in the group, so smart girls will try to make friends who are pretty, but not as pretty as them. unfortunately, all of my friends are really hot so i have to try to woo the boys with my intellectual games and poop talk.
girls are judged in comparison to the other girls they are with... the hottest guy will always go after the hottest girl in the group, so smart girls will try to make friends who are pretty, but not as pretty as them. unfortunately, all of my friends are really hot so i have to try to woo the boys with my intellectual games and poop talk.
doh...double post.
This post has been edited by usfhett99 on Mar 1 2005, 08:51 PM
QUOTE (usfhett99 @ Mar 1 2005, 08:47 PM)
haha, have you ever seen "A Beautiful Mind"? Where the smart guys come up with a plan so that they all don't go after the good looking girl, and instead, each one goes after the descent looking ones, so they can gurantee they all get some.
no i havent, is that movie any good?
QUOTE (FatCampDropout6 @ Mar 1 2005, 09:49 PM)
no i havent, is that movie any good?
no not really, but that scene is pretty good. Gave me and my buddies the perfect idea though to pick up girls.