06/28/05 - My Oath to My Drinkin Partners

Posted: Jun 27 2005, 11:43 PM
My Oath to My Drinkin Partners
By: DonVito


When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."

When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.

When you are worried, I will buy not one, but two thirty packs. That ought to hold us until 8pm.

When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of you.

When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat ass, and hide the post-drinking munchies.

When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your ass on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk ass kicked.

When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.


This is my oath... I pledge until the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my beer drinking friend! This is to everyone you've ever had a few too many with.



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Posted: Jun 27 2005, 11:43 PM
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Posted: Jun 28 2005, 12:04 AM
tear........
Posted: Jun 28 2005, 12:18 AM
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Posted: Jun 28 2005, 01:00 AM
awwwww friiiennds <3
Posted: Jun 28 2005, 08:11 AM
it brought a tear to my eye...
Posted: Jun 28 2005, 03:16 PM
C'est magnifique. drink.gif
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:31 PM
this thread is sweet cool.gif
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:34 PM
QUOTE (donvito @ Jul 11 2005, 10:31 PM)
this thread is sweet cool.gif

the author is ff.jpg
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (ferris @ Jul 11 2005, 10:34 PM)
the author is ff.jpg

coming from the ultimate judge on gayness ff.jpg
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:46 PM
QUOTE (donvito @ Jul 11 2005, 10:36 PM)
coming from the ultimate judge on gayness ff.jpg

rolleyes.gif anyhow good story/poem whatever vito... I didn't think you had it in you
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:48 PM
QUOTE (ferris @ Jul 11 2005, 10:46 PM)
rolleyes.gif anyhow good story/poem whatever vito... I didn't think you had it in you

thanks, if that isnt bullshit
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:51 PM
QUOTE (donvito @ Jul 11 2005, 10:48 PM)
thanks, if that isnt bullshit

no bullshit... very proud of you...thumbs.gif might even take you out of the county now lol.gif lol.gif
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:52 PM
QUOTE (ferris @ Jul 11 2005, 10:51 PM)
no bullshit... very proud of you...thumbs.gif might even take you out of the county now lol.gif lol.gif

ooooh shit imma have to go shopping for an outfit
Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:54 PM
QUOTE (donvito @ Jul 11 2005, 10:52 PM)
ooooh shit imma have to go shopping for an outfit

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