My Oath to My Drinkin Partners
By: DonVito
When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."
When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.
When you are worried, I will buy not one, but two thirty packs. That ought to hold us until 8pm.
When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of you.
When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat ass, and hide the post-drinking munchies.
When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your ass on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk ass kicked.
When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.
This is my oath... I pledge until the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my beer drinking friend! This is to everyone you've ever had a few too many with.
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By: DonVito
When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."
When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.
When you are worried, I will buy not one, but two thirty packs. That ought to hold us until 8pm.
When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of you.
When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat ass, and hide the post-drinking munchies.
When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your ass on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk ass kicked.
When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.
This is my oath... I pledge until the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my beer drinking friend! This is to everyone you've ever had a few too many with.
Watch for a link update in a day or two, and we have lots of new videos to add. Check back often!
anyhow good story/poem whatever vito... I didn't think you had it in you
