| Name: | Dan Cuomo |
| Join Date: | 28-April 06 |
| Total Posts: | 1612 |
| Posts Per Day: | 2.2 |
| Sex: | Male |
| Birthdate: | 8 August 1979 |
| Sign | Leo |
| Hometown: | Chicago, IL |
| Location: | It changes constantly |
| College: | |
| Major: | Pain in the ass |
| Frat / Sorority: | Oh, yes. I am a conformist. Please accept me! Nigga Please! |
| Occupation: | Life expectancy curtailer |
| Relationship Status: | Single |
| Orientation: | Straight |
| Race: | Native American |
| Body Type: | Average |
| Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes |
| Here For: | Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners, Just Browsing |
| About Me: | Once fastened, servile, now your getting sharp Moving oh so swiftly, with such disarm I pulled the covers over him, shoulda' pulled the alarm Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a fucking god |
awww miss you too cannibal dan!! hope everything has been going great for ya!
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<_<
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how successful is arguing over the internet?
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Happy Birthday Dan!
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happy birthday deary!
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happy birthday?
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Bartlett and D'Anjou pears are delicious.
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well then you shouldnt have eaten her.
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Your profile pic is bone chilling.
On an unrelated note,
Tinky Winky...Dipsy... Laa-Laa...Po! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Yeeeeah.
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hiya pal... boughted any new shoes yet?
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