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  ProcrastinaQueen
  Dude. I miss you.

  7.08.07
  4:50pm
  convo
  

   
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  SamKinison
  I just wanted you to know that tonight I measured my penis at 2.7 inches, so I hope you're pretty tight, just in case you're still interested in having children with me.

  6.09.07
  10:16pm
  convo
  

   
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  EscapeVelocity
  Pretty much just busy with my life partner and college. :P
  
  How have you been?

  2.08.07
  3:40am
  convo
  

   
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  FatCampDropout6
  haha thank ya, thank ya

  1.15.07
  10:19pm
  convo
  

   
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  SamKinison
  See that bottle of vodka in my hand in my display picture? I'm offering it to you...because you're probably gonna need it.

  1.13.07
  8:50am
  convo
  

   
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  SamKinison
  Listen, time is ticking on this whole breeding thing...thousands of my sperm are being used uselessly into balled up kleenex every day and I think I might be running dry.
  
  So we'll need to act ASAP...lets try to have daughters though, because the whole male thing is just not working in my family (our dicks are very small)
  
  let me know what you think.

  1.11.07
  11:27pm
  convo
  

   
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  Gene_Lasker
  I'm asking for a transfer to Lawrence. You supply the wheat thins, cheese, and jerky. I'll supply the beef! (oral)

  1.11.07
  9:10pm
  convo
  

   
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  donvito
  now im hanging in suspense wondering why you needed to talk to me

  1.02.07
  9:52pm
  convo
  

   
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  donvito
  why is that?

  1.02.07
  7:55pm
  convo
  

   
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  TylerDurden
  I dont care what your professors think of you, you're always smiling and looking like youre having a blast. maybe thats cause you might be a little high, nothing wrong with that.
  
  :p

  1.01.07
  9:12pm
  convo