Ruffles's Profile
| Name: | Danielle |
| Join Date: | 20-March 05 |
| Total Posts: | 4199 |
| Posts Per Day: | 1.4 |
| Sex: | Female |
| Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes |
| Here For: | Friends |
| Birthdate: | 20 September 1985 |
| Sign | Virgo |
| Hometown: | Bartlett, IL |
| Location: | Lawrence KS |
| College: | Kansas |
| Year: | Junior |
| Major: | Strategic Communications and Poli-Sci |
| Frat / Sorority: | HAHAHA |
| Occupation: | unemployed, broke student |
| Interests: | Laughing. |
| Favorite Music: | Feist, Emily Haines, The Flaming Lips, Jens Lekman, The Most Serene Republic |
| Favorite Movies: | American Beauty, hands down. Also, Bob&Carol&Ted&Alice, Amelie, Jerry McGuire, Heavyweights, Zoolander |
| Favorite Shows: | Top Chef |
| Favorite Books: | The Prince of Tides by Conway, The World According to Garp by Irving, White Noise by DeLillo and One Hundred Years of Solitude by Marquez |
| Favorite Quotes: | Never betray the way you've always known it is -The Shins |
| About Me: | I'm a silly and difficult young woman. http://www.last.fm/user/RufflesOLeary/ |
Comments
- ProcrastinaQueen
Dude. I miss you. - I just wanted you to know that tonight I measured my penis at 2.7 inches, so I hope you're pretty tight, just in case you're still interested in having children with me.
- Pretty much just busy with my life partner and college. :P
How have you been? - haha thank ya, thank ya
- See that bottle of vodka in my hand in my display picture? I'm offering it to you...because you're probably gonna need it.
- Listen, time is ticking on this whole breeding thing...thousands of my sperm are being used uselessly into balled up kleenex every day and I think I might be running dry.
So we'll need to act ASAP...lets try to have daughters though, because the whole male thing is just not working in my family (our dicks are very small)
let me know what you think. - I'm asking for a transfer to Lawrence. You supply the wheat thins, cheese, and jerky. I'll supply the beef! (oral)
- now im hanging in suspense wondering why you needed to talk to me
- why is that?
- I dont care what your professors think of you, you're always smiling and looking like youre having a blast. maybe thats cause you might be a little high, nothing wrong with that.
:p
