SamKinison's Profile
Friends: 16
| Name: | |
| Join Date: | 13-June 05 |
| Total Posts: | 773 |
| Posts Per Day: | 0.3 |
| Sex: | Male |
| Relationship Status: | Single |
| Orientation: | Straight |
| Race: | White / Caucasian |
| Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes |
| Birthdate: | 5 January 1984 |
| Sign | Capricorn |
| College: | |
| Major: | Hitler Studies |
| Frat / Sorority: | The P.L.O. |
| Occupation: | dental cheer leader |
| About Me: | Got a boner in class class is over but i got this boner yeah! Got a boner think fast i'm the owner of a big old boner yeah teacher asked me to go up the calk board OH NO teacher asked me to go up the calk board OH NO got a boner think fast class is over but i got this boner yeah she leans over BRA STRAP teachers older but i got boner yeah teacher asked me to go up the calk board OH NO teacher asked me to go up the calk board OH NO teacher asked me to go up the calk board OH NO teacher asked me 2 go up the calk boared oh golly what am i gonna do to get rid of my erection mate i dont know stew sounds like you got yourself in a pickle i think we should think of things that aren't hot like.... baseball, hockey, janet reno IN A SPEEDO, teletubbies my sister naked EWWWWWW captain kangaroo ummm sperm whales Christina Aguilera on top of Britney Spears IN A HOT TUB IN A HOT TUB Catherine Zeta Jones women's tennis BRAD PITT!! wait....Brad Pitt? yeah didn't you see interview with the vampire? .....didn't cha? OH NO HES GOT A BONER AGAIN OH NO HES GOT A BONER AGAIN OH NO HES GOT A BONER AGAIN OH NO HES GOT A BONER AGAIN |
Comments
- kester09
well i havent commented you yet and figured i would!
xo sassa - I think you know EXACTLY the right things to say to a woman to get her to procreate. I'm ready and waiting.
- dude that's awesome, bad thing is i prob wont be back in oz til october of next year, but i'm locked in to head to canada in december, it's going to be killer, cept i'm working at whistler; guess i'll have to trek across the country and hit some piss with you
- hey man, what up?
- House pet, eh? I'll certainly consider that as an option.
- Can I put you up for sale after I've had my way with you?
- "sOrry"
- That's closer to no. :P
- You're asking JerseyCat or me?
- make a thread!
