ibbangin's Profile
Friends: 13
| Name: | KING will be fine thank you |
| Join Date: | 6-February 06 |
| Total Posts: | 4573 |
| Posts Per Day: | 1.7 |
| Sex: | Male |
| Relationship Status: | Single |
| Orientation: | Straight |
| Race: | White / Caucasian |
| Body Type: | Average |
| Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes |
| Birthdate: | 28 October 1982 |
| Sign | Scorpio |
| College: | Tampa |
| Major: | rocket science- who am i kidding i just wanna blow shit up |
| Frat / Sorority: | ice maka ho |
| Occupation: | professional man of liesure |
| About Me: | Yes, I really am the Commander of the C.L.I.T. Styrofoam white cups are the greatest invetion ever. Dark beers are better than light beers. I love Rum and Tequilla as if they were my children dont make me choose. |
Comments
- empresss
You're right. They pass out on benches, the sidewalk, parks & under bridges just like the white folk do. - injuns are never homeless they are probably just too drunk to set up their tee-pees
- Hey man, that's their rule. They pretty much self-govern themselves out here. That's why there's so many of 'em livin drunk & homeless in the inner-city.
- no alcohol on an injun reservation thats not only unamerican thats un injun like too
- Well they don't allow alcohol on the reservations so I don't see how anyone can really benefit.
- aboot time they built a casino
- I dunno... they're kinda out of my way. I'm closer to the Tsuu T'ina Nation & the big-ass casino they're building.
- ahh thats WIERED........how is the Siksika Nation
- 'sup. I just realized... it's LEISURE.
- cornbread aint nuthin wrong with that
- Then that's the way we'll keep it, Cornbread.
- i have no idea what youre talkin aboot willis
- Well, I'm not exactly talking in Punjabi.
- im drunk and you have confused me wow i guess you just cant trust anyone you meet on the internet nowadays
- If not, why not?
- or a chick.........
- Yeah, the jig is up. I'm not really Canadian.
- i cant belive you actually spelled about instead of aboot
- Yeah they mentioned that at the start of the Jacksonville game yesterday. Boo-fucking-hoo. It's 14 here & about to get alot colder.
- Beer, of course. The breakfast of champions.
- damn your canadian air made it down to fl and now its 40 fuckin degrees this shit sucks
- the cups not really a big deal its whats inside that counts
- Grey Cup is kind of a big deal to us Canadian folk.
- grey cup aye.......... i got a styrofoam white cup
- I was too busy watching Grey Cup to see the whole Dallas game..... and yes, Denver's loss was a downer but at least it wasn't to a shitty team.
- did you enjoy watching the future of the cowboys........ too bad about the broncos that LT guy is a mother fucker
- Annnnnnnnnd.......... Dallas beats the Colts to end their perfect season.
- I will again have to re-direct you to my union.
- youre the one threatening strike......... plus i need someone unsuspecting to do my bidding
- Hey- you're the one "threatening" to replace me with mexicans. I don't need you.
- no see you are building me a temple its not the other way around
- Fuck. I dare you to replace me with messicans. I'll just find some other conceited bastard to worship me.
- you might want to reconsider that strike or i will have to find some mexicans to replace you and for what you get i can get 10 mexicans
- The union says I'm on strike.
- i am the commander of the clit and you are clitress arent you......... ergo you work for me
- You're not the boss of me!
- heaven can wait trust me if its actually there we will find out as soon as i drink way too much and get lost at the wrong strip club
- Well as soon as I get finished with building my ladder to heaven, I'll be sure to start construction on that temple in your honour.
- nah its more my massive ego
- My sincerest apologies for overlooking your overt sensitivity on the matter of e-love.
- whoa how can i even be in the same sentence as some average loser and a guy with no vowels in his name......... and im definateley at the highest level
- I was gonna mention something about that piss-poor game they played tonight, but I thought I should leave well-enough alone.
- i heard lost in translation was a good movie........ thats all i got gotta go sleep off this alcohol........ damn the cowboys for making me drink so much
- Are you just playing dumb, or do my Canadian-ly worded phrases get lost in translation?
- as you can see by the picture i dont have feathers
- I figured that would get your feathers a little puffed up.
- YOU PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE
- You people & your incessant taunting.
- canadians always got an excuse
- When I say things like that, I'm actually making fun of racism.
- yeah i went ahead and checked the rules and you cant be exempt looks like an angry black man is gonna have to choke you now
- :O I said it wasn't supposed to sound racist! I am exempt!
- i was being sarcastic but its good to see i can bring out the racist in anyone....... even canadians
- <_< I meant they're the colour of midnight. All you can see of their faces at night is eyes and teeth. I hope that sounds as non-racist as possible.
- midnight........ no its only 11pm
- Sudan, Congo & Sierra Leone mostly.
Midnight brothers, man. MIDNIGHT. - so where are you getting all these black refugees........ has detroit spilled over into canada
- We don't got a ghetto.
We got Natives, the homeless, homeless Natives, squeegie kids, Asian mafia and black refugees. I think that about covers it. - being canadian i dont think you can fully understand ghetto theology
- You're confused.
- why would you need a jail in heaven......... its all leagal
- Jail?
- if there is no ghetto then where would thugz mansion be
- I wonder if Heaven's got a ghetto.
- just cuz im ghetto dont mean i cant appreciate good beer............. besides free beer is the best beer
- Amber bock, huh? Sounds some hoity-toity for a ::cough:: hood rat like you.
- last judge i talked to was chuggin on amber bock......... cool mother fucker he hooked me up with a shot and a beer
- Drunk? Naw. I'm sober as a judge.
I may have been ever-so-slightly tipsy when I left the prior comment though. - i do beloeve youre drunk......... pass me another beer
- Struggling?! It was a lazy, easy win. No need to out forth extra effort to humiliate the Raiders. Broncos beat them & that's all that really matters. Shitty game or not.
Houston (on the other hand) obviously didn't even show up today. If they had, that game woulda been in the bag- no question. - how bout dem cowboys......... my teams back on track why is yours strugglin with the raiders
- Perhaps....but it was no less true.
:drink: - whoa that was a little unnecessary
- well my crew has actually proven after hours and hours of drinkin that cockiness is not a state of mind in my case its just happens to be in my blood.......... (we dont believe in tests so we drink to a conclusion)
- It's all relative. Cockiness is a state of mind.
- you underestimate the cockiness
- That's what YOU think...
...what'r you implying? - thats just crazy i never go off half cocked
- You're talking prematurely & I don't think you wanna be going off half-cocked.
I mean... it's not like I'm a fucking Raiders fan for chrissake. - think i touched a nerve.......... damn that offensive line just aint the same now that kubiak isnt coaching them anymore
- Broncos are gonna dominate this year. I don't give a fuck what you say.
- broncos fan huh.............. hows that workin out.......... whats it like to watch your best qb sit on the bench on sunday while jake plummer struggles to complete 50% of his passes and throws 2ints for every td
- What are you even talking aboOt? I'm a Broncos fan & I hate Quebec. Chrrrrriissstt.
- or what you will act like one of those french frogs
- I hope that's not the Dallas Cowboys star.
- Yo momma's a smart lady. Us Canadians are pure evil.
- no refunds.............. momma warned me that canadians are the devil
- You killed the mood by mentioning your mother. I want my $4.95 back.
- im a like poet or some shit......... gotta roll im takin my mom to dinner
- That brought a tear to my glass eye.
- well atleast im not a worthless ho
- $4.95 CDN.
- nah i know what i am just make me a cash offer its all good
- Do you want me to call you a prostitute?
- yup thats me............... did you just call me a prostitute
- "The Scorpio will stop at nothing to fulfil their desires. They are power-hungry, domineering and ruthless. But apart from these good qualities the Scorpio can also be very jealous. If you are proud of an accomplishment they will take great pleasure in demoralising you and will undermine your success. Obsession with sex is of course their greatest interest. It's easy to fall in love with them but, like a praying mantis, they will destroy you when it's all over. Scorpios are hopeless as care assistants but they are excellent prostitutes, inquisitors and interrogators."
- i regret not takin pics............. but its a good memory
- Any regrets?
Or just happy thoughts afterwards? - yup i showed that bastard whos boss
- "i shat in a sink at a gas station cuz the clerk was lookin at me wrong"..................................?
